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My Patience Is Like a Gift Card Not Sure How Much Is Left on It, But Why Don’t You Give It a Try T-Shirt
$29.97
Some People Manage Stress with Yoga, Long Walks, and Meditation I Use Carbs, Sarcasm, and Swearing T-Shirt
$29.97
My Ability to Remember Song Lyrics from the 80s Far Exceeds My Ability Hoodie
$49.97
Sometimes I Find a Random Screw Lying Around My House and I Just Assume It’s From My Life Falling Apart Hoodie
$49.97
I’m Sorry, What Language Are You Speaking It Sounds Like Bullshit Hoodie
$49.97
I Just Took a DNA Test, Turns Out I’m 100% That Bitch Hoodie
$49.97
I’m Lazy, Chubby, and Cynical I Love Food, Naps, and Coffee T-Shirt
$29.97
I’m So Good at Multitasking, I Can Relax and Lose My Shit at the Same Time T-Shirt
$29.97
I Stay a Bit Overweight Because It Wouldn’t Be Fair to All the Skinny People Sweatshirt
$44.97
Don’t Know Who Needs to Hear This Today, But You’re a Good Mom Sweatshirt
$44.97
And Then One Day We Decided We Were Tired of Living in a Clean House Sweatshirt
$44.97
I’m a Sucker for Deep Conversations I Want to Know Why Your Tooth Is Missing T-Shirt
$29.97
I May Not Be the Prettiest and Smartest, But I’ll Tell You One Thing I’m Not the Nicest Either, F*ck Off T-Shirt
$29.97
My Kids Wanted to Know What It’s Like to Be a Mother, So I Woke Them at 2 AM to Tell Them My Sock Came Off T-Shirt
$29.97
I Hate It When I Have to Be Nice to Someone I Really Want to Throw a Brick At T-Shirt
$29.97
I Don’t Need Santa, I Already Sit on a Bearded Man’s Lap and Tell Him What I Want Hoodie
$49.97
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