Funny, relatable, and full of holiday sarcasm—the “Dear Santa, All I Want Is a Fat Bank Account and a Skinny Body… Please Don’t Mix It Up Again Like Last Year!” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves Christmas humor with a cheeky twist.
This playful design pokes fun at holiday wishes and everyday struggles in the most hilarious way. Whether you're celebrating the season, attending a holiday party, or just love festive sarcasm, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs and knowing smiles.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Classic fit that pairs perfectly with jeans or cozy holiday outfits
• Funny, eye-catching design that spreads laughs wherever you go
• Perfect gift for friends, family, or anyone who loves sarcastic Christmas humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
