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You Know You’re Getting Old When You Clean to the Music That You Used to Party To T-Shirt
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You Can’t Fix Stupid But You Can Numb It With a 2x4 T-Shirt
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When One Door Closes and Another Door Opens, You’re Probably in Prison T-Shirt
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The Best Thing About Old Age Is That You Don’t Have to Make Excuses for Taking Naps T-Shirt
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That Moment When You’re Worried About the Elderly and Realize You Are the Elderly T-Shirt
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Sometimes I Wonder What Happened to the People Who Asked Me for Directions T-Shirt
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Some People Have Brain Farts, My Brain Completely Sh*ts Itself T-Shirt
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No, I Can’t Do Snapchat or TikTok But I Can Write in Cursive, Do Math Without a Calculator, and Tell Time on a Clock With Hands T-Shirt
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It’s Been a Rough Week So Far But on a Positive Note, I Didn’t Need Any Bail Money and Didn’t Have to Hide Any Bodies T-Shirt
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In My Family We Don’t Hide Crazy We Have a BBQ, Give It a Beer, and Wait for the Show to Start T-Shirt
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I’ve Reached the Age Where My Train of Thought Often Leaves the Station Without Me T-Shirt
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I Would Be a Morning Person If Morning Happened Around 1PM T-Shirt
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I Won’t Be Remembered as Someone Who Kept Their Mouth Shut T-Shirt
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I Want My Children to Have All the Things in Life That I Couldn’t Afford Then I Want to Move In With Them T-Shirt
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I Really Think Tossing and Turning at Night Should Be Counted as Exercise T-Shirt
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I May Not Put the Sparkle in Your Eyes But I’ll Definitely Put the ‘What the Hell’ Wrinkles in Your Forehead T-Shirt
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I Fully Intend to Haunt People When I Die I Have a List T-Shirt
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I Admire People Who Get Angry but Stay Classy Once I Lose My Mind, It’s Like Open Mic Night at the Trap House T-Shirt
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Doing My Brain Laundry Lights & Darks, Separating Thoughts Into T-Shirt
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Been Working on How I React When I Feel Disrespected & Ima Just Need a Lawyer T-Shirt
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