Bring a dose of real-world humor to your wardrobe with the “Life Is Not a Fairytale — If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You’re Drunk” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who loves a clever twist on classic stories, this tee combines sass, laughter, and a pinch of truth in one fun design.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for all-day comfort — whether you’re out with friends, dancing the night away, or just embracing your not-so-fairytale moments. A great conversation starter and a must-have for anyone who loves to keep it real.
• Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
• Unisex fit for a relaxed, flattering look
• Funny and clever design for humor lovers
• Great gift for friends who enjoy a laugh (and a drink)
• Perfect for casual outings, parties, or nights you may or may not remember
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
