Back in the day, kids didn’t need horror movies to know real fear—it was all about that one smart comment to Mom or Dad. This hilarious tee brings back childhood memories with a sarcastic twist, perfect for anyone who grew up in the “don’t talk back” era.
Made with a soft cotton blend, this shirt is equal parts comfortable and comical. Whether you’re rocking it at family gatherings, sharing laughs with friends, or just reminding the younger generation how it really was, this tee is a guaranteed conversation starter.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day wear
Unisex fit for both men and women
Funny, nostalgic design that parents and ‘80s/’90s kids will love
Great gift for moms, dads, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor
Perfect for casual wear, family events, or just everyday laughs
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
