Once upon a time, sunrises meant you partied all night. Now? They just mean your bladder had other plans. This “When I See the Sunrise Because I Love to Party, Now I See the Sunrise Because I Have to Pee” t-shirt is a hilarious take on how priorities (and bathroom schedules) change with age.
Funny, cheeky, and way too real, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s traded wild nights for early wake-up calls courtesy of biology. Whether you’re lounging at home, grabbing coffee, or just laughing at life’s little ironies, this shirt says it all.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for maximum comfort
Unisex fit—great for both men and women
Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or sunrise bathroom trips
A funny gift for friends who know the struggle of “getting older” humor
Relatable, witty, and guaranteed to get laughs (especially from fellow early risers)
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
