Skip the drama with the “When I Die I Don’t Want Anybody at My Funeral — I Will Come to Visit You” t-shirt — a darkly funny, delightfully morbid tee for those who love a good joke and aren’t afraid to poke fun at the afterlife. With its sharp and witty message, this shirt is sure to get laughs (and maybe a few nervous chuckles) wherever you go.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it delivers all-day comfort whether you’re out with friends, at a party, or making people smile with your gallows humor. Great as a gift for anyone with a twisted sense of humor or who enjoys being the life (and afterlife) of the party.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for everyday wear
Hilarious conversation starter with a cheeky edge
Perfect gift for birthdays, gag gifts, or anyone who loves dark humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
