Funny, bold, and perfectly honest. The “I’m Not Mean — I’m Selectively Nice Based on Vibe Compatibility” T-shirt is made for anyone who trusts their instincts and knows not every energy deserves access. Because kindness is unlimited… just not automatic.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, strong personalities, and anyone who values good vibes over forced politeness, this tee turns boundaries into a hilarious, relatable statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with casual or streetwear outfits
• Bold, eye-catching print designed to spark laughs and knowing nods
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone fluent in reading the room
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
