Turn heads and shut down the body-shamers with the “Unless I Am Sitting On Your Face, My Weight Is None of Your Business” t-shirt. Bold, sassy, and unapologetically confident, this shirt delivers the perfect clapback with humor and attitude.
Made with a soft cotton blend and a relaxed unisex fit, it’s comfy enough for everyday wear, lounging, or making a statement wherever you go. A fun gift idea for anyone who believes in self-confidence, body positivity, and speaking their truth—loudly and proudly.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for lasting comfort
Unisex fit, great for men and women
A funny, body-positive tee with fearless attitude
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |