Confidence looks good on everyone—especially with a little sass. The “Unless I Am Sitting On Your Face, My Weight Is None Of Your Business” t-shirt delivers a bold message about body positivity with humor and attitude.
Playful, daring, and unapologetic, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s tired of unsolicited opinions and knows how to shut them down in style. Wear it casually, on nights out, or anytime you want to make a statement—it’s guaranteed to get laughs and nods of approval.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—great for both men and women
Perfect for casual wear, parties, or social hangouts
A hilarious and empowering gift for friends with confidence and sass
Bold, cheeky, and impossible to ignore
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
