Make your attitude crystal clear with the “Today Is Slap an Idiot Day — I’m Gonna Be Busy” T-shirt. This tee is made for anyone who deals with daily nonsense, questionable decisions, and people who test your patience before you’ve even had your coffee. With bold humor and a little bit of chaos energy, it’s the perfect way to say what everyone else is thinking.
Funny, relatable, and unapologetically savage, this shirt is ideal for those who rely on sarcasm to survive the world’s most baffling moments.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that works with any casual look
• A bold, witty message that instantly delivers your mood
• Great for work, errands, or any day that feels like a circus
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, reactions, and a few “please don’t slap me” comments
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
