Sometimes peace of mind comes from keeping your circle small. The “To Everyone Who Has Distanced Themselves From Me, Kindly Stay There, Thank You” t-shirt delivers the perfect mix of honesty, humor, and boundaries in one bold statement.
Straightforward, witty, and a little savage, this tee is ideal for anyone who values their space and isn’t afraid to say it out loud. Wear it casually, while lounging, or out and about—it’s a guaranteed conversation starter (or conversation ender).
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—designed for both men and women
Perfect for casual outings, relaxed weekends, or everyday wear
A hilarious gift for introverts and boundary-setters
Bold, witty, and unapologetically real
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
