Funny, bold, and unapologetically sassy. The “The Human Body Is Roughly 60% Water — I’m Not Fat, I’m Flooded” sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who loves turning self-awareness into savage humor. It’s a playful, confidence-boosting way to embrace yourself exactly as you are.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, body-positive humor fans, and anyone who enjoys clever one-liners, this sweatshirt combines cozy comfort with a statement that’s equal parts hilarious and relatable.
• Soft, warm fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, easygoing vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or gifting someone with a sharp sense of humor
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
