Helpful, honest, and just a little petty — this “Text If You Run Out of Toilet Paper, I Know You’re On Your Phone” t-shirt is for the ones who know nobody goes into the bathroom without scrolling. Perfect for pranksters, realists, and anyone who’s ever had to send a desperate bathroom rescue text (or ignored one with a smile).
Whether you're calling out screen-addicted roommates, keeping guests on their toes, or just embracing bathroom humor with sass and accuracy, this tee keeps it real — and hilarious.
Soft, premium cotton for everyday comfort (even bathroom-door-waiting comfort)
Unisex fit for phone addicts, prank champions, and honest humans
A witty must-have for housemates, couples, and family chaos coordinators
Perfect gift for anyone who never enters the bathroom without their phone
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
