Savage, cozy, and unapologetically honest — this “Some People Should Use A Glue Stick Instead of Chapstick” hoodie is for those who know silence is a gift… and some people really ought to give it more often. Perfect for anyone who loves peace, hates pointless chatter, and isn’t afraid to serve sarcasm with comfort.
Whether you're dodging drama, rolling your eyes at unsolicited opinions, or just reminding the world that not every mouth needs to be active all the time, this hoodie delivers humor, attitude, and peak “please stop talking” energy.
Ultra-soft, premium fabric for top-tier comfort
Unisex fit for peaceful souls with powerful shade skills
A hilarious statement hoodie for introverts, sarcasm lovers, and calm-vibe protectors
Great gift for the friend who values silence… and a good roast
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
