Turn your sarcasm all the way up with the “Some People Need a ‘Shock Collar’ and I Need the Remote” T-shirt — a hilariously dramatic way to express what it feels like dealing with people who test your patience on a daily basis. This tee delivers that over-the-top, cartoon-level humor perfect for anyone who jokes about needing just a little extra control when certain folks start acting wild.
It’s bold, spicy, and instantly relatable — the perfect statement for those who don’t take nonsense seriously and cope with chaos using comedy.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit designed for maximum sass delivery
• A witty, exaggerated design for sarcastic souls and boundary-setters
• Great gift for friends who love dark humor (the harmless, playful kind!)
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, smirks, and “OMG, that’s so me” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |