Bring the laughs (and a little truth) with the “Some People Need a Shock Collar and I Need the Remote” t-shirt. Perfect for those who deal with nonsense daily and aren’t afraid to say what everyone else is thinking, this tee mixes dark humor with bold personality.
Made with soft, breathable fabric and a relaxed unisex fit, it’s comfy enough for everyday wear—whether you’re out running errands, hanging with friends, or just silently wishing you had that remote in real life. A hilarious wardrobe staple that guarantees side-eyes, smirks, and maybe a little agreement from anyone who reads it.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Sarcastic design for bold personalities
Great gift for friends who love dark humor
A conversation starter you’ll never regret wearing
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
