Funny, sarcastic, and perfectly relatable. The “Some People Need a Shock Collar and I Need the Remote” sweatshirt is made for anyone who’s ever dealt with annoying people and wished they had full control over the chaos. It’s a playful, witty way to express your frustration without losing your sense of humor.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, homebodies, or anyone who enjoys turning everyday annoyances into laughs, this sweatshirt combines cozy comfort with a statement that’s bold, hilarious, and totally relatable.
• Soft, warm fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit perfect for layering
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or gifting someone with a sharp sense of humor
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
