Turn up the sass with the “Some People Need a Shock Collar and I Need the Remote” hoodie — the ultimate statement piece for anyone who’s tired of dealing with nonsense. Equal parts cozy and savage, this hoodie lets everyone know you’d happily keep the drama under control if only you had the remote.
Crafted from soft, warm fabric with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s perfect for lounging, running errands, or making a statement without saying a word.
Premium cotton blend for lasting comfort and durability
Eye-catching design with a hilarious punch of attitude
Perfect gift for anyone with zero tolerance for nonsense
Ideal for casual wear, lazy days, or when you’re in “don’t test me” mode
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
