Deliver the perfect dose of ruthless humor with the “Some People Didn’t Fall From the Stupid Tree — They Were Dragged Through the Entire Dumbass Forest” T-shirt. This tee is the ultimate statement for anyone who’s dealt with next-level nonsense and needs a stylish way to express what words (and patience) can no longer handle.
It’s sharp, it’s savage, and it’s hilariously honest — the kind of humor that hits a little too close to home for anyone who’s ever wondered how certain people make it through life unsupervised.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs perfectly with unapologetic attitudes
• A bold, comedic design for sarcasm lovers and professional eye-rollers
• Great gift for friends who enjoy intelligent humor with a spicy twist
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “OMG, I know EXACTLY who this is about” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
