Funny, bold, and unapologetically real. The “Some of You Need to Be Fathers for Halloween—Y’all Been Ghosts & Clowns All Year” T-shirt is a playful call-out for anyone tired of people acting ridiculous. It blends humor with a little truth, making it perfect for those who love to mix wit with attitude.
Made for people who appreciate sarcasm, honesty, and standout style, this tee pairs comfort with a statement that’s sure to get laughs—and maybe a few knowing nods. Because sometimes, Halloween just highlights what’s been obvious all year.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, easygoing feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, Halloween events, or gifting to someone with a sharp sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
