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Sleeping Is My Drug, My Bed Is My Dealer, and My Alarm Clock Is the Police T-Shirt

$29.97

Add some humor to your wardrobe with the “Sleeping Is My Drug, My Bed Is My Dealer, and My Alarm Clock Is the Police” t-shirt. Perfect for sleep lovers who can’t resist a good nap, this tee captures the struggle of waking up with a witty twist.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy enough for lounging, bedtime, or casual wear. A must-have for anyone who values their sleep as much as their style.

Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit, perfect for men and women
Funny and relatable design for sleep enthusiasts
Great gift for friends, family, or anyone who hates alarm clocks

Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Chest (inches) 34–37 38–41 42–45 46–49 50–53 54–57

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