Step into your unapologetic power with the “Please Don’t Be Rude to Me… Because My Rude Will Outrude Your Rude and I’ll Make You Cry” T-shirt — the perfect anthem for anyone who doesn’t start drama but can absolutely finish it. This tee captures the hilarious truth of having a sharp tongue, quick wit, and zero patience for disrespect.
Whether you’re usually calm or naturally spicy, this shirt warns the world in the nicest way possible: don’t poke the attitude, unless you’re ready for the sequel.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that flatters every level of sass
• A bold, relatable design for people who don’t tolerate nonsense
• Great gift for the outspoken, the unbothered, and the “I warned you” type
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and “Oof… I believe it” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |