ONCE I START SMILING IN AN ARGUMENT… GO AHEAD AND CALL THE POLICE, YOU’LL NEED THEM T-Shirt

Turn heads and raise eyebrows with this dark-humor, don’t-push-me T-shirt. Featuring the line “ONCE I START SMILING IN AN ARGUMENT… GO AHEAD AND CALL THE POLICE, YOU’LL NEED THEM,” this tee is all about confidence, sarcasm, and that calm-before-the-storm energy. It’s a playful warning wrapped in wit—perfect for those who stay cool, collected, and absolutely unbothered.

Made for bold personalities who handle conflict with a smile and a sharp sense of humor, this shirt says what everyone else is thinking… just louder.

• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Classic fit that pairs easily with any outfit
• High-quality print that won’t fade after washing
• Perfect for sarcasm lovers, attitude wear, and unapologetic vibes