Set your boundaries with style. The “Not Today, Feral Child, Not Today” t-shirt is equal parts funny and relatable — the perfect way to show you’re not in the mood for chaos. Whether it’s aimed at kids, coworkers, or just life in general, this tee says it all so you don’t have to.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy enough for everyday wear while bringing maximum sass. Throw it on for errands, casual outings, or those days when patience is running on low.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for relaxed everyday wear
Bold, playful print with a touch of sarcasm
Great gift for parents, teachers, or anyone who deals with little (or big) feral energy
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
