Funny, chaotic, and unapologetically bold. The “Not Only Do I Have a Couple Screws Loose — I’ve Lost the Screwdriver Too” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who embraces their quirky, unpredictable side with pride. It’s a hilarious declaration that life’s a little messy—and you’re owning it.
Perfect for humor lovers, free spirits, and anyone who thrives on self-aware chaos, this tee pairs everyday comfort with a statement that’s equal parts funny and fearless.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, effortless vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, lounging, or gifting someone who’s proudly a little “off their rocker”
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |