Dark, blunt, and unapologetically honest. The “Not in Jail. Not in a Mental Hospital. Not in a Grave. I’d Say It’s a Good Day” T-shirt is a sharp dose of gallows humor for anyone who measures success by simply surviving the chaos. It’s not negativity—it’s perspective earned the hard way.
Made for those who’ve been through enough to appreciate the basics, this tee turns resilience into sarcasm and truth into a statement. Because some days, just making it through is a win—and that’s worth owning.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a bold, lived-in feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, dark-humor lovers, or gifting someone who understands real-life victories
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
