Bring some humor to married life with the “Nobody Told Me That When You Get a Husband, the Ears Are Sold Separately” T-shirt. Perfect for wives who know the struggle of repeating themselves, being “selectively heard,” or discovering that husbands come with many features—just not fully functioning ears. This tee delivers lighthearted sarcasm with a relatable twist that every married woman will laugh at.
Charming, witty, and guaranteed to spark giggles, it’s the perfect way to celebrate the joys—and hilarious mishaps—of partnership.
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit that pairs easily with any casual style
• A fun, sassy quote perfect for wives with a sense of humor
• Great for casual outings, girls’ nights, or gifting to fellow married friends
• Sure to inspire laughs, knowing nods, and “story of my life” comments
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
