Nobody Told Me That When You Get A Husband His Ears Are Sold Separately T-Shirt

Marriage comes with plenty of surprises—like finding out your husband’s ears don’t actually come included! The “Nobody Told Me That When You Get a Husband His Ears Are Sold Separately” t-shirt is the perfect blend of sass and humor for wives who know the struggle. A playful way to vent (and laugh) about selective hearing, this tee makes a hilarious gift for anniversaries, bridal showers, or just everyday wear.

Made from a soft cotton blend with a unisex fit, it’s comfortable enough for lounging at home or running errands while dropping some not-so-subtle hints.

Soft, breathable cotton blend for comfort
Unisex fit—flattering for all body types
Perfect for wives, girlfriends, and anyone who knows the “husband hearing issue” all too well