Old school skills never go out of style. This “No, I Can’t Do Snapchat or TikTok, But I Can Write in Cursive, Do Math Without a Calculator, and Tell Time on a Clock With Hands” t-shirt is the perfect clapback for anyone who thinks modern apps are the only talent worth having. A witty celebration of real-life skills, it’s a reminder that some things are timeless—literally.
Funny, nostalgic, and a little savage, this tee is perfect for anyone who grew up before the era of endless scrolling and short attention spans. Wear it proudly to show that while you may not be fluent in TikTok dances, you’ve mastered the kind of skills that actually last.
Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—perfect for both men and women
Great for casual wear, school events, family gatherings, or sparking laughs in public
A hilarious gift for parents, teachers, or anyone who takes pride in being “old school”
Equal parts relatable, funny, and guaranteed to strike a chord with every generation
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
