Bold, hilarious, and delightfully irreverent. The “Never Hold Your Farts — They Travel Up Your Spine Into Your Brain” T-shirt is for anyone who isn’t afraid to laugh at life’s messy truths. It’s humor, honesty, and a little gross-out fun all rolled into one comfy tee.
Perfect for pranksters, laughter lovers, and anyone who knows that some ideas are just too shitty to keep inside.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual style
• Durable, high-quality print that stands up to repeated wear
• Ideal for everyday fun, casual outings, or gifting someone with a wicked sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
