Balanced, candid, and a little caffeine-dependent — this “My Tolerance Level Depends on How Early the Chaos Starts and How Strong My Coffee Is” sweatshirt is made for anyone who measures patience by the cup. You’re not short-tempered — you’re simply operating on a delicate formula of caffeine, calm, and whatever madness the day throws at you.
Relatable, witty, and effortlessly real, this piece is perfect for early risers, slow starters, and anyone who needs a moment (and a mug) before dealing with the world. If chaos comes knocking, let your sweatshirt do the explaining.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece — ideal for mornings that start too loud, too fast, or too soon
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for daily wear, coffee rituals, and crowd control
• Great for work, errands, or any situation where caffeine is the only thing keeping you civil
• A funny, spot-on gift for coffee lovers, minimal-tolerance holders, and chronic morning survivors
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
