My Standards Aren’t High Your Effort Level Is Just Embarrassingly Low Hoodie

This “My Standards Aren’t High — Your Effort Level Is Just Embarrassingly Low” hoodie is for the ones who know what they want and refuse to settle for less. Sharp, confident, and deliciously honest, it’s made for those who don’t call it “picky” — they call it self-respect.

Bold, witty, and playfully savage, this cozy hoodie says “I’m not demanding” — and also “do better” — all in one breath.

• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for cozy comfort and unapologetic standards
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for lounging, thriving, or raising the bar effortlessly
• Ideal for date nights, solo days, or reminding the world that effort still matters
• A fierce, heart-on-sleeve gift for anyone who matches high standards with high energy