This “My Soul’s 80% Coffee, 20% Filtered Rage” sweatshirt perfectly sums up the human condition: running on caffeine and suppressed fury. It’s made for those who smile through chaos, sip espresso instead of screaming, and use sarcasm as their coping mechanism.
Whether you’re tackling work, dodging small talk, or just trying not to lose it before your next refill, this sweatshirt keeps your mood balanced — one sip and one side-eye at a time.
• Cozy fleece that pairs perfectly with coffee-fueled meltdowns
• Relaxed unisex fit for maximum comfort during daily irritations
• Ideal for mornings, Mondays, and moments of quiet internal rage
• A funny, relatable gift for coffee lovers, overthinkers, and caffeine-fueled warriors
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
