Some people light candles, meditate, or soak in bubble baths… your self-care routine is far more heroic. This “My Self Care Routine Is Surviving Another Day Without Snapping at Anyone” hoodie perfectly sums up the daily emotional endurance test known as being around people.
Warm, honest, and laugh-out-loud relatable, this hoodie is for anyone who deserves an award just for keeping their cool when the world seems determined to test it. Wear it on long days, stressful days, or any day when patience is hanging by a thread.
• Soft, cozy fabric—comfort that helps keep you calm when others… don’t
• Unisex fit—great for tired adults, overworked employees, parents, or anyone doing their best
• Perfect for work, errands, lounging, or silently praying for peace
• A hilarious gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who deserves a gold medal in self-restraint
• Relatable, bold, and guaranteed to spark knowing laughs and “this is literally me” reactions
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
