Some people meditate, journal, or take bubble baths. Your self-care routine? Surviving another day without snapping at anyone. This “My Self Care Routine Is Surviving Another Day Without Snapping at Anyone” hoodie is perfect for anyone who’s trying their best… even when patience is running on fumes.
Cozy, honest, and hilariously true, this hoodie captures the daily emotional Olympics of staying calm, keeping the peace, and resisting the urge to throat-punch stupidity. Wear it on rough days, long days, or any day you deserve a trophy just for not losing it.
• Soft, warm fabric—ideal for staying calm, even when everyone tests you
• Unisex fit—perfect for stressed adults, tired parents, retail warriors, and workplace saints
• Great for work, school, errands, or hiding from humanity
• A hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who deserves applause for their self-control
• Relatable, bold, and guaranteed to spark laughs and “this is SO me” reactions
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
