Show off your daily operating system with the “My Personality Is 80% Caffeine, 10% Sarcasm, and 10% Pretending to Care Convincingly in Public” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who runs on coffee, wit, and social survival skills, this tee captures the hilarious truth of modern functioning.
Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s ideal for work, errands, or any situation where you’re running on caffeine and convincing facial expressions.
• Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit for relaxed, easy wear
• Bold, relatable design for coffee lovers and sarcasm experts
• Great gift for anyone who fakes politeness like a pro
• Guaranteed to spark laughs and “This is literally my life” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
