This “My Love’s Patient… Until Someone Flirts — Then It’s Investigative” sweatshirt is for the loyal lovers with just a touch of detective energy. Sweet on the surface, FBI-level curious underneath — it’s the perfect mix of romance, humor, and light-hearted possessiveness.
Whether you’re side-eyeing suspicious comments or just joking about your protective streak, this sweatshirt keeps it playful while letting everyone know your love comes with strong Wi-Fi and sharper instincts.
• Soft, cozy fleece for staying warm while monitoring suspicious activity
• Relaxed unisex fit for lovers who adore deeply and investigate thoroughly
• Perfect for date nights, casual wear, or playful relationship banter
• A funny, relatable gift for anyone who’s part sweetheart, part secret agent
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
