Keep parenting real with this “My Kids Think I Have Favorites But I Don’t Like Any of Them” t-shirt. Equal parts sarcastic and hilarious, this tee is perfect for moms and dads who love their kids but aren’t afraid to joke about the chaos of parenting.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear—whether you’re running errands, chasing kids around, or just relaxing at home. A great gift for parents with a wicked sense of humor and a love for witty shirts.
Soft cotton blend for lasting comfort
Unisex fit—great for moms and dads alike
Perfect for casual wear, family gatherings, or gifting
Funny, relatable design for parents who keep it real
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
