The “My Job Is Top Secret Even I Don’t Know What I’m Doing” t-shirt is the perfect uniform for every overworked, under-caffeinated, and totally winging-it employee. Whether you’re at the office, working from home, or just trying to make it through Monday, this shirt says exactly what you’re thinking—without having to explain yourself.
Made with a soft cotton blend, it’s comfortable, casual, and guaranteed to get a laugh from coworkers, friends, and even your boss (if they’ve got a sense of humor).
Lightweight, breathable cotton blend for all-day wear
Unisex fit, great for men and women
A hilarious gift for coworkers, office parties, or anyone who survives on “fake it till you make it”
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
