Love? Not so much. Trunk space? Plenty. The “My Heart Has No Room for You but the Trunk of My Car Definitely Does” t-shirt is the perfect mix of sarcasm and sinister humor. Equal parts cheeky and bold, it’s made for people who like their jokes with a dark twist.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this tee is comfortable enough for everyday wear — whether you’re cracking jokes, dropping hints, or just keeping people on their toes.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for casual everyday style
Bold, dark-humor design that’s guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe side-eyes)
Great gift for friends with savage humor or anyone who thrives on witty comebacks
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
