Love? Not so much. Storage space? Plenty. The “My Heart Has No Room For You But The Trunk Of My Car Definitely Does” t-shirt delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm, sass, and a dash of dark humor.
Edgy, witty, and unapologetically bold, this tee is perfect for anyone who prefers jokes with a little bite. Wear it casually, at hangouts, or whenever you want to shock and amuse—it’s guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a few nervous side-eyes).
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—great for both men and women
Perfect for casual wear, parties, or social gatherings
A hilarious gift for friends who love dark, sarcastic humor
Bold, cheeky, and impossible to ignore
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
