Keep your sense of humor alive and your mischief thriving with this “My Goal Is to Be That Old Person That Everyone Is Afraid to Take Out in Public” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone who plans to age disgracefully, this funny tee celebrates the joy of speaking your mind, causing a little chaos, and having zero regrets.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear and guaranteed to get a few laughs from anyone who’s met that “unfiltered” stage of life — or is looking forward to it!
• Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
• Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, and easy to style
• Playful, sassy design for those who refuse to act their age
• Great gift for parents, grandparents, or anyone who’s proudly unpredictable
• Perfect for casual wear, family gatherings, or just stirring the pot in style
Because growing old isn’t about slowing down — it’s about making the stories worth telling!
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
