Embrace your future goals with the “My Goal Is to Be That Old Person That Everyone Is Afraid to Take Out in Public” T-shirt. This hilarious and cheeky tee is perfect for anyone who plans to age with attitude, humor, and absolutely no filter.
Made from soft, premium cotton, it’s designed for all-day comfort — whether you’re out causing harmless chaos or just imagining the fun you’ll have when you stop caring what anyone thinks.
• Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
• Unisex fit for a relaxed, easy style
• Funny and bold design for future (or current) troublemakers
• Perfect gift for grandparents, parents, or anyone with a wild sense of humor
• Great for casual wear, parties, or just keeping everyone on their toes
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
