This “My Face Says What My Mouth Politely Edits Out Sometimes” hoodie is for the delightfully honest, the sarcastically expressive, and anyone whose expressions do the talking before words even get a chance. Perfect for those moments when your eyes, brow, or smirk communicate everything your words try to soften.
Whether you’re navigating meetings, social chaos, or family drama, this hoodie keeps you cozy while your face handles the truth.
• Soft, plush fleece for comfort while your expressions do the heavy lifting
• Relaxed unisex fit for sarcastic legends, mood communicators, and subtle sass masters
• Ideal for casual wear, coffee runs, or surviving nonsense with style
• A hilarious, relatable gift for anyone whose face speaks louder than words
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
