Self-aware, selectively social, and powered by pure caffeine — this “My Energy Level Depends Entirely on Caffeine, Chaos, and How Many People I’ve Avoided Today” sweatshirt captures the exact formula that keeps you functioning. You’re not drained — you’re just conserving energy like a professional.
Honest, humorous, and effortlessly relatable, this piece is perfect for anyone who balances daily life with coffee, quiet moments, and strategic people-dodging. If your vibe shifts based on how much interaction you can escape, this sweatshirt says it all with style.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece — ideal for low-energy days, high-energy coffee, and everything in between
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear, solo errands, and crowd-free environments
• Great for work, weekends, or any moment you need personal space to recharge
• A funny, relatable gift for introverts, caffeine enthusiasts, and anyone who runs on their own terms
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
