This “My Energy Is Expensive — Don’t Expect Discounts If Your Vibe Is Cheap” sweatshirt is for the ones who know their worth and protect it fiercely. Confident, witty, and unapologetically high-value, it’s made for those who refuse to bargain with their peace, time, or energy.
Bold, classy, and playfully savage, this cozy sweatshirt says “I’m exclusive” — and also “not available in bulk deals” — all in one breath.
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for luxe comfort and effortless confidence
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for lounging, flexing, or filtering low-vibe energy
• Ideal for self-care days, coffee runs, or reminding the world that quality costs
• A fierce, heart-on-sleeve gift for confident souls who live by premium energy only
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |