Keep it relatable with the “My Brain Runs Two Permanent Modes: Overthinking Everything or Buffering Emotionally Without Warning” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone whose mind is either racing at full speed or completely frozen, this tee captures the everyday chaos of unpredictable mental processing.
Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s ideal for moments when your thoughts won’t stop — or won’t start — and you’re just trying to function somewhere in between.
• Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit for relaxed, easy wear
• Funny, relatable design for chronic overthinkers and mental crash survivors
• Great gift for anyone whose brain has only two settings
• Guaranteed to spark laughs and “Wow… that’s literally me” reactions
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
