Scattered, brilliant, and a little chaotic — this “My Brain Functions Like a Browser: Fifteen Tabs Open, Five Frozen, One Playing Mysterious Music” sweatshirt is made for anyone whose mind refuses to operate in a straight line. You’re not distracted — you’re just running multiple mental apps with questionable Wi-Fi.
Relatable, humorous, and effortlessly on-brand for overthinkers, this piece captures the beautifully messy reality of a busy mind. If your thoughts multitask without permission and background noise is a lifestyle, this sweatshirt spells it out perfectly.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece — ideal for mental buffering, overprocessing, and spontaneous brain glitches
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear, deep thoughts, and digital-age chaos
• Great for work, school, or any moment your brain opens a new tab “just because”
• A funny, spot-on gift for multitaskers, daydreamers, and anyone whose inner soundtrack is… unexplained
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
