This “My Boyfriend’s My Best Decision and Longest Surviving Hostage” sweatshirt is for the girlfriends who love hard, joke harder, and know their relationship thrives on equal parts affection and chaos. It’s sweet, sassy, and just the right amount of unhinged — because love isn’t perfect, but it’s definitely entertaining.
Whether you’re cuddled up together, arguing over food choices, or reminding him he’s lucky to still be alive, this cozy sweatshirt says it all with humor and charm.
• Soft, plush fleece for comfy cuddles (and light interrogation sessions)
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for both you and your “hostage” to steal
• Great for date nights, lazy Sundays, or casual declarations of playful domination
• A funny, romantic gift for couples who thrive on love, laughter, and mild threats
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
